April 2012
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Between the giant cave crickets, pods of spiders, and mouse that won’t stop shitting everywhere, I’d say we’ve got a pretty legit petting zoo at our house.
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Overheard as Obama drives by:
“I really don’t care, I just want to see Dave Mathews.”
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...at the 'skramz phone sex' company
caller: ugh what are you wearing baby?
operator: my tigersuit
"Unfortunately..."
”…all of his favorite bands are either long since broken up or french.” :’(